underdog Posted March 21, 2003 Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed. The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!” The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted March 22, 2003 Hahaha. Goodness!... I heard of this joke before, but the fruits/vegetables were different. One guy brought hot peppers..and the last guy brought Watermelons :eek: ...LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keeping Faith Posted March 23, 2003 looooooooooooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuNsHyNe Posted March 24, 2003 Hey that was funny...keep em coming.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sMiLeY Posted March 26, 2003 hahahhaahah u made me laugh.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
