StarGazer Posted March 19, 2003 Two strangers are sitting in adjacent seats in an airplane. The guy says to the woman, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The woman, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off her glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?" The guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about nuclear power?" The woman says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff. But the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?" The guy says, "I don't know." Putting her glasses back on, the woman says, "Oh? Well, then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miriam1 Posted March 20, 2003 LOOL rude and funny Thats was nice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
