3zma1L Posted March 14, 2003 hEy, Nomads, I have got a funny joke some where from funnyjokes.com The original title was. The CIA had an opening for an assassin. I have changed it just to make lil bit attractive.. Hope you will enjoy reading it!! ----====----====----====----====---- The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,” The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.” Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool_Kat Posted March 14, 2003 Ezmacil, OMG this was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...Specially in the end...I was getting kinda bored when I started reading it, but when she came out...GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, FEERAHA AAA I XANUUNAY QOSOL DARTIIS!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted March 15, 2003 oh my goodness! lol! I almost fell of my chair laughing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted March 16, 2003 LoooooooL! Goodness, I have never laughed so hard! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StarGazer Posted March 17, 2003 Daaaammmmnnnnnnn!!!! hehehehehehehe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted March 18, 2003 LoL, i expected her to kill him, but who knew. Dang guys, u better think twice before getting on your wife's bad side. Whether she runs you over with a car( u know who I'm talking about), or beating you with the chair, either way your going down. p.s. let me stop,......... lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
