Naasir Posted March 13, 2003 Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. > A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a > gorgeous young lady on his arm. >A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're >really > doing great, aren't you?" > Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be > cheerful.' " > The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got a heart murmur. >Be > careful.'" ************************************************** An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one >evening. > He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife > with endearing terms-Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, >etc... > The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly they were still > very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned >over > and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these >years, > you still call your wife those loving pet names." > > The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I > forgot her name about 10 years ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
