Old Jokes

[Naasir]

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

> A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a

> gorgeous young lady on his arm.

>A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're

>really

> doing great, aren't you?"

> Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be

> cheerful.' "

> The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got a heart murmur.

>Be

> careful.'"

 

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An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one

>evening.

> He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife

> with endearing terms-Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin,

>etc...

> The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly they were still

> very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned

>over

> and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these

>years,

> you still call your wife those loving pet names."

>

> The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I

> forgot her name about 10 years ago.