Funny Poem

[Poetic Brotha]

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed.

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the

roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and

so is your head.

 

Of loving beauty you float with grace,

If only you could hide your face.

 

I thought that I could love no other,

Until, that is, I met your brother

 

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are NOT

 

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face

 

I love your smile, your face, your eyes-

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

 

Every time I see your face

I wish I were in outer space

 

I saw your face as you walked by

But then I saw a better guy

 

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life

 

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

 

My love you take my breath away

what have you stepped in to smell this way

 

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "Go to hell"

 

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

hOPe YoU tHiS PeOpLe..

 

Peace & Love

[VAgirl]

this poem is really funny brother..its sweet too...lol...

 

post another aiight

 

peace

[ANNA REXIA]

hey poetic brotha!found ur poem absolutely hilarious.keep up with da good work.

anna(ambitious!!!!)

[Mudane]

Bro. Your poem sounds funny but it also sounds gay. LOL

[Miriam1]

Salam

 

No need to be rude!

 

Cute poems

[Miriam1]

Salam

 

No need to be rude Mundane, atleast they made u smile not so mundane eh!

 

Cute poems

[Senora]

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

 

My favorite one! I really do hate when that happens

[Sweet_Muna]

SORRY,

THAT SHIT SOUNDED GAY

CUTE THOUGH!