MVP Posted January 4, 2003 Request by the penis The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: has to work hard; has to work at great depths; has to work upside down; has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; - has to work in a high humidity environment; has to work at high temperatures; does not get weekends and holidays off; does not get time off after extra hours of work; Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Request denied -------- for the following reasons: does not work 8 hours in a row; does not answer immediately to all requests; after a short activity period, falls asleep at work; shows no fidelity to the workplace; retires too early; does not work at all unless pushed from behind; does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work; - Sometimes leaves work, too early. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ajakis Posted March 3, 2003 lol..dat is crazy yo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
