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Don't Mess With Women

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nuuna   

:D:D

 

One day, this lady is golfing, and she hits her ball in the woods. she goes to look for it, and intead finds a frog in a trap.

Hey, it says. Let me go and I'll grant you 3 wishes.

Ok, she says. So she frees it, and it says,

Sorry, forgot to tell you. whatever you get, your husband gets ten times the amount of whatever it is you wish for.

Ok, fine.

So, the frog asks, what's your first wish?

I want to be the most beautiful women in the world.

Fine, it says. Suddenly, she's gorgeous.

You are the most beatiful woman. But now your husband is ten times more handsom than you.

Thats ok, she say. He only has eyes for me.

Whats your second wish? it asks her.

I want to be the richest woman in the world. The frog then says, ok, but now your husband is ten times richer.

Thats ok she says. Whats his is mine, whats mine is his.

OK, the frog says. that is your last wish. what is it gonna be?

I want a mild heart attack. :D:D:D:D

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Lefty   

looool

 

What a Crazy-chick! LOL

 

It explains why they said " Women are always closer to evil than men".

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nuuna   

bro How can you define what is good and what is evil????? haah ok now you saying woman are close to evil. is that right. bro can i ask you

why???? :confused: :confused:

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Lefty   

LoL

 

I didn't create it... that's what ppl says.

I don't think they meant as it sounds. Maybe they meant women are couple of anything so beware!

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