KIWI Posted January 3, 2003 A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.' He gets her name, address and social security number and then asks, 'What is your occupation?' The woman replies, 'I'm a whore.' The accountant baulks and says, 'No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that.' The woman says, 'OK, I'm a prostitute.' 'No, that is still too crude. Try again.' They both think for a minute, then the woman says, 'I'm a chicken farmer.' The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?' 'Well, I raised over 5000 cocks last year!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIWI Posted January 4, 2003 SORRY FELLAS ITS RUDE BUT!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
