The adventures of the man who named his dog sex

[Ariadne]

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex."

Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

 

When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"

 

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for sex." I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."

 

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show-off.

 

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

 

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

 

My case comes up Friday.

[Ariadne]

I thought it was pretty funny and its not like it x rated or anything

[boycott]

X rated? That was damn funny , how could you hurt our nomads sensitivity. I couldn't help but to read it like it was a girl who named her dog so. lol

Its a interesting example of interpretations above all so keep up the work

[Ariadne]

Im glad someone beside me thought it was funny

[Thinkerman]

"what are u doing in an alley way @ 4 o clock in the morning" looking for sex lol well @ least somethin made me laugh today. thx

 

here enjoy this.

 

A true story....not an epic but factual.

 

A man was in New York's central park, when a dog went wild and attacked a

>young boy. The man was able to grab the dog by the neck, pulling it off the

>boy and choking it to death. A reporter for the NY times comes to

>interview him, congratulating him on his act of heroism. He suggests the

>headline: New Yorker saves the life of a young boy! But, the man told him,

>I'm not from NY. Ok, then how about: American hero saves the day. But, the

>man told him, I'm not American. Then, where are you from? asked the

>reporter. I'm from Pakistan, the man answered. The next day the headlines

>read: MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK. FBI

>INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL QAEDA.

[NinBrown]

LOL shuju

its true, newspaers think like that

[Lefty]

looool

 

That was funny..The Dog named Sex!