Why It's Great To Be A Man????

[lovely me]

iam always as myself Why It's Great To Be A Man?

they ian't better than a women......... anyways this is Top 30 Reasons .....

1. Your *** is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

6. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

7. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy *** every night.

8. Chocolate is just another snack.

9. You can be president.

10. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

11. Foreplay is optional.

12. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

13. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

14. You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.

15. The world is your urinal.

16. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

17. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

18. Same work... more pay.

19. Wrinkles add character.

20. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

21. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

22. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

23. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

24. Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

25. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

26. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

27. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

28. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

29. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

30. One mood, all the time.

salaam you 'll

[Lady_Hustla]

Salaama

 

That was cute

6. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

10. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

21. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. :rolleyes: .......not my dress I hope

 

GODBLESS YA

[nuuna]

sista let me tell you why

it's great to be a man

Your last name stays put

You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you go to the bathroom.

If you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he won't tell your friends you've changed.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

You think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting dog is funny..