Man Camel....Don't try this one at home!

[Nomad-by-Nature]

A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour,

"What's the camel for?".

 

The Sargent replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

 

The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."

 

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sargent, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters.

 

The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

 

The Sargent replied, "Well sir, they usually just use the camel to ride into town to find the women.

[Valenteenah.]

Kix kix kix! Istaakhfurulaah!

[Macalin]

SUBXAANAALAAAH!!!!

 

HeHeHeHeHe

[Ariadne]

aye carumba! lol

[Ayaan8321]

loooooooool....kix kix

[Thinkerman]

"SUBXAANAALAAAH!!!!

 

HeHeHeHeHe"

 

Lakkaqd

lol

[Lefty]

loooooooooool

[nuune]

acuudu billaahi mina shaydaani rajjiimi

[Rakim]

ahahahahhahahha

it was wonderful

[Changed]

bismilah

animal raper ahahahahha

very funny

keep it coming

[Hibo]

men im telling you that was the best joke i've ever seen

[Istaahil]

lol,

the poor old captain! managing things the wrong way couldnt be worse for a captain esp that!

[QalQaali]

GAH GAH GAH GAH

 

Captain waalaan oo wax ku raageen dheh.

Captain Xayaraan. lloll.

 

Vely Vely Funny Nomad-by-Nature

Thxz

[Instinct.Poet]

This is crazy one,,

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good one man

[Filsaneey]

lol lol lol lol stakhfurlaah