3zma1L Posted November 23, 2002 I have got this and wanted to share with You Nomads.. 't jaz lookz what happens everyday @ the Ovel Office when thiz guy goez to work. ----------------------------- HU'S ON FIRST? (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glassof milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? ____________________________________ Have you got some to share? Let's know!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality Check Posted December 8, 2002 loooooooooooooooooool My kidneys are HURTIN'!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wadaad Posted December 17, 2002 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOL HAHAHHA GOD WILL U STOP IT U KILLING ME Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted December 19, 2002 loooooooooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haboon Posted December 19, 2002 Salaamz I haven't laughed like that for i while, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miriam1 Posted December 19, 2002 Salam That was really funny..honestly u can imagine them speaking like that in the White House. Peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted December 19, 2002 Ezmacil..thanks for the laugh. That was very funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
