QalQaali Posted November 18, 2002 DR SEUSS ON AGING I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh, my God, what can I do? My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My mood is bad -- can you tell? My body's drooping Have trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last The Golden Years can kiss my *** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites