U KNOW U ARE SOMALI WHEN... Part2

[QalQaali]

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN UR ELDERS (FEMALE) WHERE SOCKS WITH SUMMER

SHOES IN

THE WINTER.

 

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U HAVE A CAR AND BECOME UR FAMILIES PERSONAL

TAXI

SERVICE

 

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U SPEND $$ ON UR WEDDING FOOD AND THERE'S

STILL NOT

ENOUGH TO GO ROUND

 

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U SPEND $$$ ON UR WEDDING, INVITE EVERYONE

AND U

STILL GET DISSED

 

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U USE CIRCULATED WEDDING TAPES FOR LOCATING

POTENTIAL

WIVES/HUBBIES

 

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U HAVE A COLLECTION OF WEDDING TAPES THAT

DON'T

BELONG TO U OR KNOW THE PPL.

 

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U'R ASKED TO ACT AS A COMMUNITY DHL SERVICE

WHEN U

TRAVEL

 

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN UR ELDERS THINK 'HABEEN BaR' STARTS AT 7PM

 

U KNOW THEY'R SOMALI THEN THEY HAVE A YELLOW STREAK ON THIER TEETH

 

You u r somali when u visit Duncan-donuts at least ones a day for

no

particular reasons...

 

.You know u r somali when Duncan donuts turns into a somali

congress.

 

You u r somali when ur best pick up line is (allah walaal or abaayo

maa

soomaliyad baad tahay)as if he didn't know lol.

 

You know u r somaliwoman when u dress to impress on weddings(lovely

colors

huh lol).

 

You know u r somali when ur neighbors start complaining about loud

noises

coming from ur apartment(whats up with the noisy guests lol)

 

You know u r somali when ur girlfriend asks *so dear which qabiil

do u

belong to??!)

 

You know ur somali when u chew anywhere,anytime under any weather.

 

You know u r somali when people ask u 'how come u look

different???straight

hair,nose,complexion.

 

You know u r somali when ur uncle thinks somalis r the best people

on this

planet educatiowise,milatarywise,civilizationwise.

 

You know u r somali when u think that somaliwomen r the most

beautiful

women on this earth.

 

 

You know u r somali when our women hate us so much to the extent

when u

greet them they think automatically think u want to jump into bed

with

them.

 

You know ur somali when ur sick and ur grandmother thinks that u

have jin

on you and she starts the cuud thing.

 

You know you are a Somali Man when you tell a female you attended

her

mother's wedding and three seconds later you ask for a date.

 

You know you are a Somali man when your day and night is switched.

 

You know you are a Somali when you think that

everyone is conspiring to get the Somalis.

 

You know you are a Somali when you have more than

one identity.

 

you know you're Somali when you spend a lot of £ in your wedding

and the

next day you're looking for someone to lend you some money.

 

you know you're Somali when your mom in law rules your house.

 

you know you're Somali when you favourite places to go out are

rewayad,

aros and moonlighting

 

you know you're Somaliguy when you go out with a female once and

the next

day you tell every person you meet that you slept with her.

 

you know you're Somaliguy when you stand in frontdoor of rewayada

without

having any money trying to use the back door.

 

you know you're Somaliguy when you best bickup line is what is the

time

wallalow.

Your a somali man when you your chat up line is " i've seen you

before

somewhere"

 

u know u somali when you say chuventus and cherry instead of

juventus and

jerry.

 

u know u somali when u say batatoes instead of patatoes

 

u know u somali woman when u say to the DSS that u ain't got a

husband yet

evry year u producing like a rabbit...funny though how all the

children

carry the same last name and u wear jalabib (excuse my spelling)

 

u know ur somali girl when ur parents think u the sweetest girl in

the

world...what can i say...looks can be deceptive

 

u know u a somali guy when chewing chat is the highlight of ur life

 

u know u somali when u have been in a foriegn country ei england

for 10 yrs

yet u still need someone to transalte letters for u

 

u know u somali elder when u go to school on how to learn sewing

 

u know u somali man if u tall dar and skinny

 

u know u a somali women if u fat, short...and never stop

complaining.

 

u know u somali elder when another muslim man is not good enough to

marry

your daughter, but a somali who chews chad and got nothing going

for him in

general is a better candidate.

 

u know u somali man when u have a wife in each continent.

 

u know u r a somaliwoman when u complain about money shortage yet

again can

afford an expansive visit to the hair salon.

 

u know u r a somaliman when u wear the same out fit throughout the

whole

year,winter,summer.....

 

u know u r somaliguy when u like a girl yet can't confess ur love

to her

instead u fantisies about her.

 

u know ur somaliwoman when u enjoy turning down a farax after a

farax.

 

u know ur a somaliman when ur wife beats u.

 

u know ur a somali when u don't give a damned about how many

calories are

in ur food.

 

u know ur somali when u eat bariis or pasta atleast ones a day.

[Fiisabiililah]

Yow..looooooooool, all i gotta say is u definately know what somalis do..lol..These are sum i thought were on point

 

By QalQaali

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U HAVE A CAR AND BECOME UR FAMILIES PERSONAL TAXI SERVICE .

 

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U SPEND $$ ON UR WEDDING FOOD AND THERE'S STILL NOT ENOUGH TO GO ROUND

 

You know you are a Somali when you have more than

one identity.

 

u know u somali elder when another muslim man is not good enough to marry your daughter, but a somali who chews chad and got nothing going for him in general is a better candidate

 

you know you're Somali when you favourite places to go out are rewayad, aros and moonlighting

 

You know u r somali when ur neighbors start complaining about loud noises coming from ur apartment(whats up with the noisy guests lol)

 

you know you're Somaliguy when you stand in frontdoor of rewayada without having any money trying to use the back door.( this one had me crackin.lol)

thanx fo da laugh...ONE

[Changed]

my gosh ...that was soo true

u know ur a somaliman when ur wife beats u.

do ladies beat their husbands i thought it was vice versa.......looooooool nice once dowg!!!!!!!

[Adna]

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN UR ELDERS THINK 'HABEEN BaR' STARTS AT 7PM

 

,, THAT IS RIGHT XAGEED U SOCODAA SAQBARKAAN HUH AND IT'S ONLY 7"P HMM YOU KNOW ALOT ABOUT OUR PEOPLE

[Adna]

U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN UR ELDERS THINK 'HABEEN BaR' STARTS AT 7PM

 

,, THAT IS RIGHT XAGEED U SOCODAA SAQBARKAAN HUH AND IT'S ONLY 7"P HMM YOU KNOW ALOT ABOUT OUR PEOPLE