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This somali lady goes to a diary (convient store)

she asks the shoopkeeper for sitting milk,and the shopkeeper looks at her in amazed way and replies

"dear we only have running milk"

 

DIRECT TRANSLATION:sitting milk waa caano fadhiyo implying yoghurt....

 

A somali lady is running late for her english class by the time she gets there the esol teacher asks her 'why are u late'

She replies in the most somali accent 'MY KUSBAN CUT OFF MY LEG'the teacher stated at her in shock but relised that her leg was in a perfect shape...

 

she meant wuu ilugooyay..... :confused:

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