QalQaali Posted November 8, 2002 Guyz check this out. You know you are Somali guy when you wear white sox with every pair of shoes. You know you are Somali when you wear the most expensive clothes in school, but never have any lunch money You know you are Somali when you had 30-50 days off sick from work this year You know you are Somali when you have relatives whose names consist of repeated syllables like "Ina farax qararaclah" read it in Somali "in farah dhogdhoglah?.? Mine by the way was "Ina Abdullah duffley" You know you are Somali when your daily meal consists of laxox, pasta and baris. You know you are Somali think your qabil (tribe) is the best in the world. You know you are Somali your day starts at 7pm and ends at 7am You know you are Somali guy when your best night out is going to mafrish You know you are Somali guy when your jeans hang from your ankle (Ghetto style) or from your chest (Italian style as some one told me). You know you are Somali girl when you think guys from other cities or countries are better or more mature than the home based. (Every body thinks the grass is greener in the other side) You know you are Somali girl when you think that every Somali man you meet likes you. You know you are Somali when you celebrate your birthday twice a year. You know you are Somali upon seeing your follow countryman or women you feel insecure. You know you are Somali when the gusts for weddings arrive @ 1 am and the bride and the groom arrive @ 3am You know you are Somali when upon meeting another Somali you try to find out what village they're from You know you are Somali when you deny being Somali by saying my parents are from Somalia but am (British, Kanatian, American) You know you are Somali guy when your best chat line is wallalo ma Somali ba tahay (No am Chinese) You know you are Somali when upon meeting another Somali you try to find out what tribe they?re from You know you are Somali when you're related to everyone You know you are Somali when your parents call each other "A- ya heh? You know you are Somali when you have four or five income support books/welfare books You know you are Somali when you greet your elders by kissing their hands or forehead. You know you are Somali when you follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18. You know you are Somali when you live with your parents until and at times even after you're married. You know you are Somali when you decorate your living room as the same as your friends house. You know you are Somali when you eat with your hands when you are at home only. You know you are Somali when you think a meal is not a meal without banana. You know you are Somali when your parents listen to the BBC somali 7pm news You know you are Somali when you know someone with the same last name and people would assume you were related You know you are Somali when you get a new job or its the start of a new semester and your parents ask if there are any other Somali that work there or are in any of your classes You know you are Somali when your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids You know you are Somali when your last name is one of the following, Jama, Farah, Hussein, Abdullah You know you are Somali when you have 500 family members, and you don't know half of them You know you are Somali when your parents tell you to turn off all the lights in your house in order to save money You know you are Somali when your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage." 1 Love Nomads Q Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Psychedelic Posted November 10, 2002 lol Well i guess i know im Somali then! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Precious_Flame Posted November 11, 2002 dat my friend was fall-outta-ur-seat funny... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diaspora_Dude Posted November 11, 2002 That's spectacular quotes and it reminds that Hale yeah I'm SOMALI NOW!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khayr Posted November 13, 2002 You know you are Somali when you had 30-50 days off sick LOL Thats jokes cause I took a day off work today cause I was sick and I caught hell from my family for it. But hey, I got my paid sick days! I think that today makes the 20th day I took a sick leave. lol 10 more to go! You know you're somali when you're parents expect you take a student loan not matter how little it is, to pay for school. You know you're somali when you where a suit everyday just to go the Coffe shop or pick up the newspaper from the store. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted November 18, 2002 Originally posted by Lady Vicious: lol Well i guess i know im Somali then! [/waaw it,s great but i dont think it,s fany!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
