The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life....

[Prince_of_Darkness]

The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life....

 

No, your husband or partner is not included in the list!!

 

1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off."

 

2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide."

 

3. THE HAIRDRESSER:because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".

 

4: THE MILKMAN:because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"

 

5:THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"

 

6:THE STOCK BROKER:because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."

 

7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.

 

8. THE HUNTER: (Ladies favorite) because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

 

9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?

[Macalin]

Funny dude..

 

When i grow up i wanna be a one of EM..dunno whch..lol

[nomad_queen]

damn girl you gotta a way of lookig at things. nice one by the way :cool:

[nuune]

funny,that was funy,i like the hunter one.

[Prince_of_Darkness]

loool thanx guys..lakkad nuune....!!!

heey queen....it's a brotha here...!!loool thanx anyways...!

[SomaliaOnline-President]

I had fun reading it-----very nice.

[Baydan]

Looooooooool!! Methinks people think too much of IT

 

Thanks for the laugh P->D

[Shark_by_Nature]

damn :rolleyes: !!!i'm already thinking to be one of those soon

[Prince_of_Darkness]

thanx ya'll..........!!

 

Somaliaonline President...?? wassap brotha G***R?? How is it going?

[Medley of extemporanea]

I don't think that was funny. Istaaqfurullah.

[Nadifa_cadeey]

damn i´ve been laughing all day after reading it.**** it was funny.

[MinneapolisKID]

that was creative..lol keep it coming

[Double_Dose_of_Delicious]

sick but funny

perverted but laughable :confused:

[Changed]

i loughed my *** of in here yoooooow

any wayz funy but how can a brotha come up with that damn i thought u was a sista :rolleyes: and i had to read ur name twice. ........

any wayz two thumbs up~~~~~~

[Shakuur99]

You have refreshed my memory Bro..Dis is Funy

 

Actually I have read it in a differen way on number 4

The POSTMAN Rather than the MILKMAN

 

THE POSTMAN: After the fine lady on her pajama answers the door to receive her dose of the delivery he kindly asks her "Do you want me to drop it in the front or in the back?"

 

Yo is it Ramadan we ain't supposed to be talking such thing...

 

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