Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar Posted October 24, 2002 Salaan... I see Soomaali shactiradeed had been put a hold in these days in this particular section. Hmm...Calaa kuli xaal kuwaan aa soo dhiitiye qabsada bo. __________________ Gabar Reer Waqooyi aa waxeey aroostey wiil Xamari eh. Todobaadka intii lagu jiray waxaa todobaadkaas ka bixinaayi gabarta walasheed. Qadada maalintaas iyadii lee karisay. Xariifkii Xamari aa imaadey, oo usoo fadhiistey qadadiis. Wuuba ogaa ee in dumaashidiis ay qadada u karisay, markaas masoo boodaayo hee, mana kuu dhahaayo, "Alla, doorada dumaashideey macaanaa!" Xariiftii maxaa u dhiman hee, sheekada dooro ayba gaartey nooh. Intee saniftey ay cuntadii ay cuneysay ku farjisay bo. Ar xariifta xanaaq daradiis ay u baxday oo labisitay oo guriga hooyadeed aadey. Markii minankeed tagtey, sheeko intii bilaabin ay waalidkeey ku biloowdey, "Wax saqajaan ah oo waxba ay barin ayay soo xaraysatay!" Wareer badanaa. ________________ Xariif xayoow eh aa wuxuu arkey xariifkoo canjeex {sheekada qabiil ay ku fiican tahay, lakiin qabiilada magacood ma sheegooyo, waa ila kasteen aa filaa} oo qori cusub tijaabinaayo, cirkana u ridaaya. Markaas asagoo yaaban ku dhahay, "Yaa! Nabee Eebaheey {Ilaahey} caqloo lahaa mugoow cirkiisaa fogaystey hadii kale canjeex mug horaa ka bubujin lahaa." Istaqfurlaahul Cadiim. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted October 24, 2002 MMA,abaa dhiitis lee maad kujiree,waabad soo xadee miyaa shactirooyinka,acuudka,adaaba keenay war! that was really funny,especially the last bit!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted October 25, 2002 HEHEHEH!! Waraa waa kadartee!! yaah..dhore waaxid. Alabta cirkla idishay yaah!..ar xayoow daacadsanaa..iska dhaaf hee adeer yaasheey.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haaruun Posted October 25, 2002 waraa lakad....it's time 4 u to get rid of that ak-47 u have b4 they think that u r the sniper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ooyaaye Posted October 25, 2002 Xabadkoo Reer Waqooyi ha imaado ba xamar iyoo soon ah. markusuu aaday TARAAWIIXDA. markii salaada cisho la dhameeyay ayuu fadhiistay gadaal. markaasaa la bilaabay TARAAWIIXDII.. xariifkan waligiis ma arkin TARAAWIIX la tuganaa.. intuu cabaar fiirsaday ha iska shubo. HARGEESUU ku laabtay. Saaxiibadiis ayaa XAMAR ka wareestay. Abuu heeloogii intuu soo booday ayuu yiri..... Wardee waa meel qorxan oo daaro dheer dheer leh lakinse dee waa naga SALAAD CISHO BADAN YIHIIIIIIIN LOL..... Abuu heeloow kale oo reer waqooyi ah ayaa waxuu imaaday koo reer xamar ah oo TIMO JARE leh ayuu waxuu ku dhahay madaxa ii jar. kii wuu u jaray ka bacdiina waxuu ku dhahay.. Reer-W: Wardee maad madaxa noo feertid? Reer-X: Yaqeey aniga wax ma feero see camalkaa abaa? Reer-W: Waryaahee hadaadan madaxa ii feerin dee lacag kuma siinaayo ii madax ii feerdee . Reer-X: Yaqeey daacad mee kaa tahay arintaa saxiiboow. Mugoo waxaa ka heshaa wax ha iga siin hee. kii reer xamarkii waxuu u wacay xariifkoo laga danbeeyo xaafada.... MACOOW kan feer aas dadka lacag ku siiyaa ee ma ka faro qabsatidoo abaa. xariifkii reer waqooyiga sii jeeso ha la dhaho. markuu sii jeestay jeegada iyo madaxa meesha ay iska galaan ha la qarxiyo. ninkii isbitaal lee ha lageeyo... askari ayaa arintee loo sheegay... (feer) af reer waqooyiga shanlo ayeey u yaqaanaan xariifkaana feer ka caadiga aas u mooday lol..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fiisabiililah Posted October 25, 2002 lol* eyo i am feelin dat joke oyaaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShayShay Posted October 27, 2002 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL oyaaye dat was a GOOD one..walaaaaaaahi WEY naga salaaaad cisho badanyihiin kulahaaaa KIX KIX Kix...waraaa oyyaaaye fiiri SXB...KII dhahay Waaaaar dee MAdaxa noo Feeer adiga amuu ahaaa oo markii lagu qaaciyey aa oohin bilowday....is dat How ya Get da name ????JUST Kiddin' ha ubixin walaalkiis...EYO Miskiiiin yourz was of da HOOK TOO SXB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar Posted December 4, 2007 Saan maa ahaan jiray? Darn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buuxo Posted December 4, 2007 ^ LMAO. MMA, hayee jokes kaaso kale manoo heysa? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ducaysane Posted December 6, 2007 Buuxo posted: MMA, hayee jokes kaaso kale manoo heysa?. What will he get in return? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool_Kat Posted December 8, 2007 Originally posted by Ducaysane: Buuxo posted: MMA, hayee jokes kaaso kale manoo heysa?. What will he get in return? Now that is funny...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL... MMA, first joke, VERY LAME...Second one, VERY VERY VERY FUNNY...Ilaahaan kugu dhaarshay laakiin 2002 saas maa eheed waaba yaabee...Ha isoo marin... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gediid Posted December 19, 2007 This is a true story...... Wiil reer waqooyi ah baa la saaxiib ahaa tu yar oo reer xamar ah.Maalin maalmaha ka mid ah ayuu kii yaraa is yiri la hadal jaceylkii.He picked up the phone and called the girls house.Midko la dhashey gabadha answered the phone. RW:Salamu caleykum RX:caleykumu salam RW:Walaal Xawo ma joogtaa RX:Haa aboowihiis RW:Ma la hadli kara RX:Haa walaalkiis then proceeds to call out Xawo RX:XAWOOOO,XAWOOO and the mother in the other room answers Mamada:Waraa Aweys Xawo maxaa ka rabtaa RX(Aweys)Telephone aa u yaal Mamada:Fiiri Xawo musqushey ku jirtaa waa xarahoysaa ku soo celi dheh... Aweys picks up the reciever RX(Aweys)Fiiri aboowihiis Xawo musqushey ku jirta waa xarohoysaa 10 daqiiqo ku soo celi...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
