candy Posted October 21, 2002 A mother had three virgin daughters. they were all getting married within a short period of time. Because mom was bit worried about how thier sex life would get started. She made them promises to send a post card from the honeymoon with a few words on how martial sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the weeding, the card siad nothing but "NESCAFE" Mom was puzzeled first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said " GOOD TILL THE LAST DROP" Mom blushed, but pleased for her daughter. The secong girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the weeding, and the card read " BENSON & HEDGES" Mon now knew to go straight to her husbands cigarrttes, and she read from the Benson........ pack " EXTRA LONG KING SIZE" She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for the honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived, written on it with shaky hand writting with the words " BRITISH AIRWAYS" Mom took out her lattest bazzar magazines.... flipped throgh pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad from the airline. The ad said " THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAY A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" Mom fainted. I hope you will like it. Peace & love Candy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
