mississippi

[La-y-La]

A bus stops and two Asian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:

 

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

 

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

 

"Hey, cool down lady," said the man. "I'm just telling my friend how to spell Mississippi."

[Lefty]

looooooooooooooooooool

 

Beautiful one....I like it...Em and two asses..and pee..

[Haaruun]

kix kix kix uuuuuh Good one Najmah..

[Dhimbil]

lol

thats funny

 

thanks najma

[Ariadne]

loooooooool funny!

[Baashi]

Heheeeeeeeeeehehe ooh! lol!

I will share this one with my co-workers!

thanx najmah

[ShayShay]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL KIX KIX KIX fiq fiq fiq...ala yaaa ila qoslaaay.......Two asses..COME TOGETHER KULAHAAAAA>>>>>KIX KIX KIX NAYAAAAAAAAA i am LMAO dat was a GOOD one.. walaaahi...how come u never TELL ME u lil Qumayo...!!!!! HOLLA

[Dalni]

A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast -

coffee, croissants, toast, butter & jam, etc. when

an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and

starts an unwanted conversation:

American: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"

South African: "Of course."

American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In

the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we

collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into

croissants and sell them to South Africa."

American: "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"

South African: "Of course."

American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his

teeth): "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit

for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs

into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to

South Africa."

South African: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Of course we do."

South African: "And what do you do with the condoms?"

American: "Throw them away of course."

South African: "We don't. We put them in a

container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing

gum and sell it to America."

[RayZak]

;LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.EHEHEHEHE..HOOOOOOOH..FIIIIIIIIQ...XAAQ TUF..YAAH..DYMN...THAT CRACKZ ME UP YO..

I LIKE THAT JOKE WADANI....i like this part

South African: "And what do you do with the condoms?"

American: "Throw them away of course."

South African: "We don't. We put them in a

container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing

gum and sell it to America."

[Iffah]

lol..Najma. Thanks for the reminder... I heard it b4. But it's been a while.

 

Wadani

[Libaax-Sankataabte]

Najamah, waad iga qoslisey. GOOD ONE for sure.

 

Haven't had this kind of laugh for days.

[Souty_4life]

:cool: Hahahhaha............ :mad: alla Qosal gariiry. Ow GOD I can’t even laugh anymore, cuze of dat dam joke. najmah,, UR' joke is tayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyt, u know wat I mean.

Keep it real girl……………………..u da best..

[HONEY-D]

Damn dat was good thnx sis.

[La-y-La]

thx guys, i got from this funny website.

anyway keep it up. shayshay and souty_4_life, welcome to s-online.

peace.

[ShayShay]

Najmooo......Thnx macaaaaaaaanto...Fo' Da Warm wlcm....write some More JOKESSSS DEEEEE LOL