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Kids Say The Darndest Thing...:-)

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Abdinuur   

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.

The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,

worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his Mom and asks "What were you and dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time," says the boy.

"Why is that?" asked his Mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

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Ariadne   

that dad is soo busted! omg

 

this was a note written by a 6 year old kid to sailors (that are apart of the marines)at christmas

 

Dear Sailors

Merry Christmas. I know you are lonely,

because my dad is in the navy. I wish my

dad was home. I miss him. Also when dad is

gone mom prays more. All I hear form her room

is Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes. I never heard

that prayer yet. I hope you have a great

holiday.

 

Your friend Shawn

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