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Who Wears The Pants?

Author:Quman. ;)

 

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on

their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband

who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said,

"Here, put these on."

 

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I

can't wear your pants," she said.

 

"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it.

I'm the man and I wear the pants in this family."

 

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as

his kneecaps.

 

"Heck," he said, "I can't get into your panties!"

 

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to be

until your attitude changes!" :D:D:D

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Macalin   

Looooool.

Ok thats some sheet.

NOw u forgot to put a disclaimer on that.

"Pls dont try this at home"...

or in the case of "faarx world"..the bro is skinny!

so in that case maxaa la sameeya?

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Quman   

Loooooooooool :D

Size doesn't realy mater here Walaal,,,,,

is the the attitude that matters here!!!

please read it again,,,,,, :rolleyes:

salaamzzz....

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RayZak   

loooooooooool..that was good one..quman..

 

as long as he has that ttitude, he won't get nothing..loool...that was a treak one though....good one sista..keep it up.

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VAgirl   

haaaaa...but that is not funny....u know wat?

i think ur fat ass can't wear panties coz you are short, with fat ass who lives in morningside in annandale...right...i know u girl....

peace

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Ladiif   

That's right. what you say doesn't matter, but how you say does really matters. I give you some statistics here to back it up so bear with me please.

 

This is how communication is broken down.

Words carry 7% of the communication.

Facial expressions 38% " " "

other cues such as tone of voice, pitch, eye contact e.tc. carry 55%

 

The way u say things falls under the last category so, fellas, be careful of how you say things---especially to ladies ---@lol

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mataan   

loooooooool @ quman;

 

maaaan feedhahaaba i jabi gaadhay qumaneey.

 

maanta ramadan-kaygii adaa laguu soo diray...lol

 

good 1 thou;

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