Baydan Posted August 22, 2002 This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlayMaker Posted August 23, 2002 lolo@Baydan..that was off the chain! man can't stop laugthing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StarGazer Posted August 23, 2002 heheheheheheh, cracked me up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar Posted August 24, 2002 Salaan... Baydan, runta sheeg nooh. That happened to you. You slightly changed that application from Batuulo Kuuseey to Greg Bulmash. Run iska sheeg, no one ku blame gareynaayo hada. Aboosto ay ahayd, and quit visiting these humour sites these days. Tan dhuusada eh aaba kasii daran. I thought you were Canbaro, canbarooyin would never discuss dhuusooyin nooh, let alone give us a graphic explanation of it. __________________ Macsalaama!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
