SCORPION_SISTA Posted August 8, 2002 The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her, don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her. After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have." Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build." Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis." The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayaan8321 Posted August 8, 2002 Loooooooooooooooooool.Dat was of the hook sis..Damn..LOOOl..when he said "I cut,"walaahi that scared me.. :eek: :eek: :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haaruun Posted August 9, 2002 LOOOOOOOL eventhough I have heard this many times, it still makes(almost) me P in my panths.. Good1 sis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted August 11, 2002 that was funny but a bit scary/surprising Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shafici Posted August 11, 2002 hey that was a good one man keep up the good works peace up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abdinuur Posted August 12, 2002 LOOOOL...That was a good one. :eek: :eek: "Okay. Okay. I cut."...lol. :cool: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted August 23, 2002 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL> OK.ok..am done laughin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted March 26, 2003 STILL MAKES ME LAUGH. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabbal Posted March 29, 2003 I wonder what she does after she hears that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted March 30, 2003 i wonder too, lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted March 30, 2003 Well i guess there is two options: She either fainted or Said when u want to get married Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted March 31, 2003 I vote for the fainting! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyWalker Posted March 31, 2003 very funny, but is it really how big it is or how you use it. after all he is a king and could be alittle old man,after one round he will be the one who is gona be fainting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sMiLeY Posted March 31, 2003 hahahhaahhaahaah i'm laughing soo hard and ppl around me think i'm crazy lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted March 31, 2003 loooool reading ur reply to this topic and your name "Tagane" with the way i am pronoucing it, i don't know i am kind of seeing a linke loooooooooool sorry no offense meant to ya. Hey smiley don't worry u aren't in the boat by urself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites