clinton testimony of monica lewinsky

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I did not do it in a car

I did not do it in a bar

I did not do it in the dark

I did not do it in the park

 

I did not do it on a date

I did not ever fornicate

I did not do it at a dance

I did not do it in her pants

 

I did not get beyond first base

I did not do it in her face...oh yes he did

 

I never did it in a bed

If you think that, you've been misled

I did not do it with a groan

I did not do it on the phone

 

I did not cause her dress to stain

I never boinked Saddam Hussein

I did not do it with a whip

I never fondled Linda Tripp

 

I never acted really silly

With volunteers like Kathleen Willey

There was one time with Margaret Thatcher

I chased her 'round, but could not catch her

 

No kinky stuff, not on your life

I wouldn't, even with my wife

And Gennifer Flowers' tale of woes

Was paid for by my right-wing foes

 

And Paula Jones, and those State Troopers

Are just a bunch of party poopers

 

I did not ask my friends to lie

I did not hang them out to dry

I did not do it last November

But if I did, I don't remember

 

I did not do it in the hall

I could have, but I don't recall

I never did it in my study

I never did it with my dog, Buddy

 

I never did it to Sox, the cat

I might have once...with Arafat

I never did it in a hurry

I never groped Ms. Betty Currie

 

There was no sex at Arlington

There was no sex on Air Force One

I might have copped a little feel

And then endeavored to conceal

 

But never did these things so lewd

At least, not ever in the nude

These things to which I have confessed

They do not count, if we stayed dressed

 

It never happened with cigar

I never dated Mrs. Starr

I did not know this little sin

Would be retold on CNN

 

I broke some rules my Mama taught me

I tried to hide, but now you've caught me

 

But I implore, I do beseech

Do not condemn, do not impeach

I might have got a little tail

But never, never did inhale.