underdog Posted March 25, 2013 Guess the movie: V: Want some bacon? J: No man, I don't eat pork. V: Are you Jewish? J: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. V: Why not? J: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. V: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. J: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother******. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces. V: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. J: I don't eat dog either. V: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? J: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. V: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? J: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming mother****in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted March 25, 2013 Pulp fiction maaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted March 25, 2013 wiil;928887 wrote: Hint: Classic hit Gone with the wind! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted March 25, 2013 I gotta watch Gone with the wind one of these days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted March 25, 2013 ^^ It's one of those movies you can only watch if you were off work on a week day afternoon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted March 25, 2013 I sat down one Saturday evening and watched the God Father Trilogy..... in one sitting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted March 25, 2013 ^^ In your student days? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted March 25, 2013 Nope. Vacation days. (goes well with a stack of Giza) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted March 25, 2013 ^^ :D now that the reason is known, it all makes sense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted March 25, 2013 Is there any other way to sit thru 9 hrs of anything? I was considering the Lord of the rings trilogy but I figured the special effects were too over the top....same thing with Matrix Trilogy. For my next vacation I'm looking into the batman trilogy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted March 25, 2013 Three hours of fun there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Somalia Posted March 25, 2013 Underdog, don't watch Matrix Trilogy, watch the first one only, the rest will ruin everything for you. Also the new Batman films are good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
