jokes

[La-y-La]

Bragging about Japan

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"

 

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"

 

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"

 

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.

 

The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"

 

There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"

 

A letter to grandma

 

A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:

 

Dear Grandmother,

 

I'm sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It would serve me right if you forgot mine next Tuesday.

 

With love,

Mike

[La-y-La]

What's your religion?

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"

 

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

 

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

 

"Like what?"

 

"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"

 

"Religious."

 

"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"

 

"Christian."

 

"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

 

"Protestant."

 

"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

 

"Baptist."

 

"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

 

"Baptist Church of God."

 

"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

 

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

 

"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"

 

"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

 

To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.