Dying of Thirst

[Abdinuur]

A traveler was stumbling through the desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance.

 

Hoping to find water, he walked toward the image, only to find a little old peddler sitting at a card table with a bunch of ties laid out for sale.

 

The parched wanderer asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?"

 

The man replied "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your clothes."

 

The desperate man shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!"

 

"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 5 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they'll give you all the water you want."

 

The man thanked the peddler and walked away toward the hill and eventually disappeared out of sight. Three hours later he returned. The man at the card table asked, "I told you, about 5 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?"

 

"I found it all right. They wouldn't let me in without a tie."

 

[The Rocks Chick]

lol......that was funny.

 

Here is a joke, little graphic but funny:

 

A couple had their anniversary coming, so the husband decided he should do something special for his wife.

 

He went and got a tatoo on his penis, it read " I Love You". He was very proud of himself, and since he never said I love you to his wife, he thought it was a great idea, and she would know how much he lover her.

 

So, that nite when they got home, he said to her " honey, have a surprise for you" and undressed and showed her the surprise.

 

She looked and said; " first you tell me how dress,then how to cook and now you wanna put words in my mouth"

 

lol

xoxox

[Abdinuur]

Dayuuuuuuum...that was a good one... :eek:

 

Very creative way of expressing your feelings toward your woman... :eek:

 

hmmm...I might...hmmm..lol