George Bush's Jokes

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George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House dinner.

 

One of the guests walks over to them and asks what they're

discussing.

 

"We are making up the plans for World War III", says Bush.

 

"Wow", says the guest. "And what are theplans?"

 

"We gonna kill 14 million Muslims and one dentist", answers Bush.

 

The guest looks to be a bit confused.

"One...dentist?" He says.

"Why will you kill one dentist?"

 

Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says,

"What did I tell you? Nobody is gonna ask about the Muslims "

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Here is Another one enjoy it.

 

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the

Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that

it

is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she

knows

if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right

questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please

answer this question: "Your mother has a child, and your father has

a

child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She

hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

 

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the

Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He

summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I

wonder

if you can answer a question for me."

 

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" "Uhh, your mother

has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not

your

brother or your sister. Who is it?" Helms hems and haws and finally

asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and

Helms leaves. Helms immediately calls a meeting of other senior

Republican senators,and they puzzle over the question for several

hours,

but nobody can come up with an answer.

 

Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State

Department and explains his problem. "Now look here, son, your

mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is

not

your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers

immediately,

"It's me, of course, you idiot."

 

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and

exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin

Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair."

 

LMAO Still.

 

So Nomads lets see If you have any Bush Jokes.

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