ORANGES

[SCORPION_SISTA]

Lulu was a prost*tute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.

One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a $ex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.

The police took them outside and had all the prost*tutes lined up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came around the corner. Grandma asked,

"Why are you standing in line here, dear?"

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

 

"Wow, That's awfully nice of them.

I think I'll get some for myself",

and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prost*tutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed,

"Wow, still going at it at your age?

How do you do it?"

Grandma replied,

"Oh, i! t's easy, dear.

I just take my dentures out,

rip the skin back and suck them dry."

[Ariadne]

lol a double meaning that was dirty but funny

[Abdinuur]

That was helirous...I'm still laughin' my behind...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[heavenly]

ewwwwwwwwww , hehehe

[Hibo]

HHA HHHAA HHAHAHHA LOOOOL

THAT WAS FUNNY AND HELIROUS SCORPION

[Filsaneey]

HHA HHHAA HHAHAHHA LOOOOL

THAT WAS FUNNY AND HELIROUS SCORPION

[Oocyte]

looooooooool

[Haaruun]

loooooooooool...u little dirty minded....was good ont though

[HONEY-D]

dhiq dhiq dhiq dhiq dhiq dhiq very funny i must say.

it wasnt me i can tell u dat. :cool:

[Ayaan8321]

Uf uf loooooooool uf loool..I nearly fell from my chair.....Lool..

[Adna]

HHAHAHAHAHA,,, I LOUGHTED SO HARD THAT HELARIOUS,,,,BUT I GET TEARS ON MY EYES NOW THANKS SISTER FORTHT PEACE AND LOVE :cool: ,,,STEEL CAN'T STOP LOUGHING

[Macalin]

damn damn damn damn.

scop scop scop!.

wat funny sheet u got