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A Batty Doctor with a Wacky Lawyer!!

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Salaan...

 

The following quotation is reputed to be the transcript of an actual courtroom cross-examination of a doctor on the witness stand by a defense attorney.

 

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

 

Doctor: "No."

 

Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

 

Doctor: "No."

 

Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

 

Doctor: "No."

 

Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

 

Doctor: "No."

 

Lawyer: "How can you be so sure?"

 

Doctor: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

 

Lawyer: "But, could the patient have still being alive nevertheless?"

 

Doctor: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere."

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Macsalaama!!

 

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