Mommy, Mommy

[Hibo]

Thought this was Funny..

 

- Mommy,Mommy, why is Daddy running away?

- Shut up and help me reload.

 

- Mommy,Mommy, Dad's been run over in the street.

- Don't make me laugh-you know my lips are chapped.

 

- Mommy,Mommy,why do other kids tell me I have a big head?

- Pay no attenion . Now take your cap go get me 40lbs of potatoes at the store.

 

- Mommy,Mommy why am I running around in circles?

- Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

 

- Mommy,Mommy, can I lick the bowl?

- Shut up and flush.

 

- Mommy,Mommy,I don't want my hair braided.

- Shut up and lift the other arm.

 

- Mommy,Mommy, what is a lesbian?

- Go ask your father-she'll know.

 

- Mommy,Mommy, can I play in the sandbox?

- Not till I find a better place to bury Daddy.

 

- Mommy,Mommy,I don't want to go to Australia.

- Shut up and keep swimmimg.

 

- Mommy,Mommy,what is a werewolf?

- Shut up and comb your face.

 

- Mommy,Mommy,Grandpa's going out.

- Well throw some more gasoline on him then.

 

- Mommy,Mommy, why are we pushing the car of the cliff?

- Sssh,you'll wake your father.

 

- Mommy,Mommy,why can't I play with the other kids?

- Shut up and deal.

 

- Mommy,Mommy, what happened to all your scabs?

- Shut up and eat your cornflakes.

 

- Mommy,Mommy, can I play with Grandma?

- Not today-we already dug her up three times this week.

 

- Mommy,Mommy, can I wear a bra now I'm 16?

- No, you can't Eric.

 

- Mommy,Mommy, can I have a cookie.

- Yes,cookies are on the top shelf.

 

- But,mom,I haven't got any arms.

- Shut up No arms, no cookie...

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Ayaan8321]

Loool....That was a good one sis

[Hibo]

woow soul_lady it was wonderful!! story telling about our somali families way of life. living in the abroad . girl that was strenge story. thnx

[commonsense]

I've never laughed this hard.

What a mom!

[Hibo]

rude mom

 

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- J. Edgar Hoover

[hard_core]

so...............what happing 2 eric @ end