Hibo Posted May 10, 2002 lol@jamaal-11 they didnt place me under january the first because they didn't know when I was born, its because thats when I was born according to my mom who also told me that when she came to canada the only english words were "january the first" and "no pork." .....lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaD-ciEntiSt-sNr Posted May 29, 2002 loooooooool@ Jamaal 11.. dude where ya got that from?.. haha haha Those Jokes were off da hizzy 4 shizzy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted May 30, 2002 How about this one! Q: What do you call a paki man with wooden legs? A: Waste of wood! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted June 2, 2002 LOL...Jamal.. THere was a guy named Suckdeep(sukdeep)in my grade 8 class...walaahi. Poor guy. The somali joke was pretty funny too... I don't see it as being offensive when it's shared among us somalis only. But I'll be :mad: if i hear it from anyone else. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayaan8321 Posted June 4, 2002 Loooooooooool jamal_11...that was funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted July 18, 2002 You know you are addicted to coffee if ... -You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. -You sleep with your eyes open. -You have to watch videos in fast-forward. -The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. -You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. -You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. -Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. -You chew on other people's fingernails. -The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. -You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. -You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. -You can jump-start your car without cables. -You don't sweat, you percolate. -You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. -You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. -You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. -People get dizzy just watching you. -Instant coffee takes too long. -You channel surf faster without a remote. -You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. -You can outlast the Energizer bunny. -You short out motion detectors. -You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. -Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. -You help your dog chase its tail. -You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. -Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. -You ski uphill. -You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. -You answer the door before people knock. -You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thunder Posted July 20, 2002 A lot of it is not unique to Somalis, but the Bannana one is true of Somali. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bunifa_latifa_jackson Posted July 28, 2002 Mataan that is so true my friend's family... their birthday is Jan 1, da whole family lololololol somaliz crack me up .. but u gotta luv them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
La-y-La Posted August 6, 2002 about the birth date, is true most somalis have the jan 1st. at lunch we have this lil machine u put ur #in and if it is ur b-day it says happy birthday, i was so afraid that on jan 1st, it wouldn't stop saying "happy birth day" on every lunch but i was so glad, cuz on jan 1st, school is always closed. thank god. peace. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xannaan Posted November 26, 2002 -Your eyes stay open when you sneeze -You have to watch videos in fast-forward kxikxikxikxikxikxikxikxikxi that is some ediction boy what the @#$% bunifa latifa jackson Mataan that is so true my friend's family... their birthday is Jan 1, da whole family lololololol somaliz crack me up .. but u gotta luv them. sis is you not somali i am confused if not you need to answer me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted November 26, 2002 sallam somali peepz. I seen it before and was still funny.loooooooooool i cant stop laughing man, lol. ok, just so you know guys, the person that wrote that was a Somali. Ya'all see somethings that a non-somali would no way know that. Its a joke and jokes r meant to be funny. How many times your friends say something to you that you didnt like????, ex. "yo b, look at Jamal, he got tits!!", "Damn girl, r u sure u gonna eat all that". offensive, but funny to you huh!! Hope ya'all just laugh about it and dont take it in. I'm done. Take care and be safe. Sallam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Psychedelic Posted December 3, 2002 HA HA HA this is a funny topic. You Somalis seem to get offended far to easy. For those that are stressing....CHILL TAKE A MONDAY PILL My fave line: If Belts, hangers, and telephone wires traumatize you. Anyway my REAL B-DAY is on the 1st. I can see why most of these people chose this date because its easy to remember. Its not like your friends will have the excuse "im sorry i forgot your birthday". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tahliil Posted December 3, 2002 And girls who are all smiles and laughs but when u reach out say this: " Aboowe ma waalatayna" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted December 2, 2003 Nassim lol. "jamal got tits?" dam boy...where did you get that idea from. NEways- i see this Somali-sheddy joke made you laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
