Suger Babies- Lovers or wh0res??

[Tallaabo]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/universityeducation/student-life/9817588/Cambridge-is-top-university-for-sugar-daddy-dating.html

[Alpha Blondy]

why deluded yourself into some make-believe lovey-dovey stuff when you can get value for money with a hot sugar babe. at least with a sugar babe, there are no strings-attached. meanwhile, in the real world, we get our hearts broken and get mooched for every last penny by pathetic nominal gf but a sugar babe in disguise. women are the same. their love is determined by money.

[underdog]

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST

 

What am I doing wrong?

 

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

 

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 100 - 150. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 150,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

 

Here are my questions specifically:

 

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

 

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

 

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

 

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

 

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

 

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

 

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

 

 

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THE ANSWER

 

Dear Pers-:

 

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

 

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

 

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

 

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

 

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard tobelieve that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

 

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

 

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump."

I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

[underdog]

Apophis;918372 wrote:

^ That piece story has been around the internet for a while and is likely not true.

 

Instant critic, huh? The comeback kid.

[Nin-Yaaban]

These women that are looking for wealthy, rich guys are at least honest and upfront about it. Everyone knows what they are getting outta the deal. LoL if both parties are happy about it, than I don't see anything wrong with. I just wish more Xaliimos were thruthful about their intentions.

[Tallaabo]

underdog;918370 wrote:

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST

 

What am I doing wrong?

 

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

 

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 100 - 150. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 150,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

 

Here are my questions specifically:

 

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

 

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

 

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

 

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

 

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

 

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

 

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

 

 

--------------------

 

 

THE ANSWER

 

Dear Pers-:

 

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

 

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

 

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

 

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

 

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard tobelieve that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

 

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

 

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump."

I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

So basically the sugar babies are like Hargeisa's street vendors of the delicious but seasonal cambecaad fruit. When the fruit's season is about to end, the fruits get increasingly more distorted and spoilt but nevertheless the vendors sell them at higher prices. You know you love to eat the fruits but then at those prices you would rather not buy them as a fresh harvest will be brought to the market in a year. Markaa dumarkana canbuhu wuu ka qudhmayaa adna lacagtaadu way kuu oolaysaa oo cambe kale ayaad ku iibsanaysaa.

[Tallaabo]

Apophis;918372 wrote:

^ That piece story has been around the internet for a while and is likely not true.

 

But really, "whorehood" or prostitution, is no less different to what these men below are doing. Everyone is using their body to make money.

 

 

 

So every morning when you wake up, shower, put on fresh clothes and go to your office, factory (et al) job, look into the mirror one last time and repeat: I'm such a ho.

FML!!.

I will have to agree with you on that.

[Tallaabo]

Apophis;918372 wrote:

^ That piece story has been around the internet for a while and is likely not true.

 

But really, "whorehood" or prostitution, is no less different to what these men below are doing. Everyone is using their body to make money.

So every morning when you wake up, shower, put on fresh clothes and go to your office, factory (et al) job, look into the mirror one last time and repeat: I'm such a ho. FML!!.

So going with your logic forced labour can be classified as rape then.

[oba hiloowlow]

the girls need to make a living sow mahaa since the government is making it hard for the youth.

[Mario B]

"A woman may be married for four reasons: for her property/wealth, for her family status/lineage, for her beauty and for her religion. So choose the woman who is religious."

 

So if you flip over that hadeeth, then a woman marrying for wealth is no crime, just be prepared for her to move on when the money runs out.:eek:

[Jacaylbaro]

Tallaabo;918800 wrote:

So going with your logic forced labour can be classified as rape then.