Alpha Blondy Posted January 20, 2013 oba hiloowlow;910315 wrote: I started walking when i was 8 months i started talking earlier than most kids as well. those let's cut corners unuka genes, i reckon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oba hiloowlow Posted January 20, 2013 Alpha Blondy;910323 wrote: those let's cut corners unuka genes, i reckon. thats the unuka sign, characteristics for a leader according to the xeer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted January 20, 2013 xabad;910312 wrote: you're extremely impudent and boorish. ru ok mentally? I am having doubts, if you can talk to ladies like that. LOL sxb, do you think these 'ladies' are made of dust or something similar? these are mere words and only words. words don't kill people, guns kill people! perhaps, i should've been bit easier on Reeyo. she's alright, you know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted January 20, 2013 Apophis;910326 wrote: i have the ability to extricate myself out of tricky situations involving the law. LOL@Apo, care to provide an example? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted January 20, 2013 Those skills are sixir skills, I dint knew you were sixiroole, ha isoo marin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted January 20, 2013 Lol I was talking about alpha sxb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haatu Posted January 20, 2013 Apo Special skills? Hmm. I'm loved by everyone I meet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reeyo Posted January 20, 2013 Alpha Blondy;910304 wrote: talentless, hopeless, and useless...three words that best describe your adult life. everybody wants to be special but you've reminded me of the many without a special skill. you might as well shot yourself now and end it all....don't bother waiting for lady luck! LOL Ouch. That hurt my sad useless little heart. Care to give me a weapon to disregard myself with? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted January 20, 2013 ^ skills are not acquired. skills are unique and its something you're born with. this is why one day i will be the man to rule over all Somalis. ''you cant be the best at everything but with a cloak of mystery, self-importance, selective charisma and the art of timing, you can convince up to 95% of people you're better than them, the other 5% will be attracted to you through the reputation gained'' - Alpha Blondy of SOL on the 12th August 2012 LOOOOOOOOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted January 20, 2013 Apophis;910348 wrote: It mostly involves driving and the myriads of possible offences that go with it. This one time I was so close to getting busted, the police were standing right next to me but I came up with an ingenious plan within seconds and they left without saying a single thing (besides the usual "are you ok?"). The 2000s were kinda crazy for me.. LOL@Apo, i see what you mean. police officers are more likely to be lenient if you speak nicely to them. those who use the ''race-card'' are pathetic and not worthy of mention. i even got a ride home once in the po-po car after my friend's car was confiscated because he didn't have 'legit' papers. what an *****! you were driving around the 2000s ya? you're a lot older than i initially thought. in your early 30's miyaa? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waranle_Warrior Posted January 20, 2013 ^Its true that you possess all these traits you talk of but its pity that you lack the most important trait of all, to keep it secret and you seem to spill beans more often than not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted January 20, 2013 Waranle_Warrior;910419 wrote: ^Its true that you possess all these traits you talk of but its pity that you lack the most important trait of all, to keep it secret and you seem to spill beans more often than not. ^ this is the online world brother and i never understood why some of you continue to preach for online anonymity. do you think i care for what people think of me. i know what i am. waar, i'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. LOOOL. those who know me know (most people) will tell you i'm the only man capable of leading these unruly Somalis back into the international limelight once more. forever more. ma fahantahay sxb? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waranle_Warrior Posted January 20, 2013 ^I think you are the most delusional human being on planet Mars, you need to seek mental counselling or perhaps use own self meditation or jini antics. You are unique individual that missed the paradise by dim, someone so talented and possess great wit and intelligentsia not to dodge hell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha Blondy Posted January 20, 2013 sxb, its either hell or heaven. can you make your position clear. i will take the talented, possessed of wit and intelligence. thanks. your other descriptions are irrelevant! more worryingly, laakin, is my obsession with being 'special' - jose mourinho and maybe only clint eastwood are more worthy of such accolades. i don't know at what stage i developed this obsession of being 'special' . perhaps, its a mechanism of sorts or maybe i'm actually 'special'. LOL check this interesting article. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20756247 take the Narcissistic Personality Disorder Quiz: http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/narcissistic.htm i'll reveal my score once you've taken the quiz. its high! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted January 20, 2013 i have a very good special skill......my mind deletes/formats my caqli every morning......so i dont remember shyte!! today, at work i was harassing some one about not paying me back. She had a witness when she paid me!! Witness confirmed it. So i bombed again. damn..i need a bug fix. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites