Abdinuur Posted March 22, 2002 The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted." Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave. The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yeah they did." "Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed." ------------------------------------------ "What's your father's occupation?" asked the teacher on the first day of the new academic year. "He's a magician, Ma'am," said the new boy. "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" "He saws people in half." "Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?" "One half brother and two half sisters." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool_Kat Posted March 22, 2002 lol @the FBI joke. That was really funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
medman Posted March 22, 2002 lol. abdinuur, u cracking me up cuzzin. yo that was some funny shit wallahi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
