so-so_good Posted March 20, 2002 Thought you would find this really funny! > >Why is it always black people ? > >There were a total of 15 passengers boarding a small >plane on their way to Florida. > >One black mother and her child were on their way to visit >relatives while the other passengers consisted of the KKK >on their way to a convention. > >The plane took off and after flying for approximately 12 >minutes an announcement came over the intercom from the pilot >saying: > >"We have overloaded this flight. We are going to have to >start throwing luggage out the window so the plane won't go >down." Two minutes later you could see luggage being thrown out the >window. > >Five minutes after that, the pilot made a second >announcement. "We are still experiencing problems. We're sorry, but the >plane is still overloaded and we're going to have to get rid of >some of the weight so the plane won't go down." > >"We're going to have to ask some passengers to jump out >of the window when we call you by your name. To make it fair, >we'll go alphabetically. > >We'll start with A. Will all the African Americans please >jump now?" > >The black woman and her child continued to sit. The pilot >came over the intercom system. "Next is B. Will all the Black people >please >jump now"? >The Black woman and child continued to sit. > >The pilot came over the intercom system again. "Next is >C. Will all the colored people please jump now? > >All the KKK was now staring at the mother and child. The >black woman and child continued to sit. > >The child then looked up at her mum and said: "Ma aren't >we all of those?" > >The mother then replied to her daughter, "Baby, we >niggers tonight and the K's come before the N's." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ONKOD Posted March 22, 2002 THIS IS FUNNY MAN............. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool_Kat Posted March 22, 2002 lol, lollllll... That was really funny. Thnx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashkira Posted March 23, 2002 Two thumps up, this is hillarious. I loved it ------------------ Float like a Butterfly, Sting like a Bee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted March 27, 2002 ahahahaha ahahahahaah ahahahahha ahahahahahhhhh now tat was a joke the r just desrts. thnx. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baydan Posted March 28, 2002 love clean jokes, Thank you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites