Bitter person's horoscope

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bitter person's horoscope

 

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.

 

Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20)

You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces screw small animals and pick their noses.

 

Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)

You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a pain in the butt.

 

Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20)

You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

 

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

You are quick and intellectual, and are a thinker. People like you because you are a bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap ******* . Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.

 

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shit. You are a butthead.

 

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving *******s and kiss mirrors a lot.

 

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

 

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Most Libra women are whores. They are known as the world's greatest liars, although they pretend innocence and lack of guilt. All Libras die of venereal disease.

 

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-*****. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

 

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting duped.

 

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

 

 

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[Macalin]

Ok thats some messed up sheet!

damn damn

[Miriam1]

Salam

 

Certainly bitter :rolleyes: