MISUNDERSTING LANGUAGE!!

[wiil-waal]

hi my fellow nomads

 

looooooooool, wait until u hear this

 

as much as i hate using profanity words, i ask u to bare with me..i guess its all about humor

 

those who know swahili might have more understanding about this joke

 

well..a swahili speaking guy knocked at his neighbours door..knock..knock

a somali lady answered by saying..wa-kuma?

 

not knowing what the word "wa-kuma" meant in somali he responded..wa-mboro!..LOL

 

thats all forks

WIIL-WAAL

 

 

[Hibo]

Why don't u xplain wht wa-mboro is??

 

 

wa-kuma = who is it (in Somali) yeah, i gt that part.

 

wa-mboro=? (in swahili)?

[Hibo]

There was this Indian in Kenya who had a muluyaah (Mutisiyaa)Servant who worked at his home.

 

He had to young daughters (14-15). One day he told his servant in broken swahili to take his kids for awalk...

 

He went....Boooy Mutii kujaa hapaa mimi natakaa veve nachukuwa matotoo tomba tomba alaafuu rudi kamaa saa tatuu

 

Kids came back walking in astrange manner then who goes veve nafanyaa nini kwa matoto yangu? Museee mimi nili tomba tomba hawa

 

well to those who know the language make ya own conclusions

 

Ahh perdon moi for the profanities.... :

[wiil-waal]

loool, shaqsi. i guess the indian wont send his children again

 

 

[Hibo]

Loooooooooool shaqsii sxb, I have heard that before, it actually happen in the small place i lived. I still remember who said it and who was the swahili speaking guy (health worker) lol. The old first said at night when he heard policemen marouding around his house and he asked "dee waa kuma" but unfortunatly Mr Hariye got himself beaten by the cops thinking he insulted them by calling them "kuma" which in swahili stands for "pu*sy" excuse my language. it is funny sometimes when i remember that incident

 

somewhere in the border between Somalia and Kenya.