You're an Internet Addict If.........

[Hibo]

There are many signs you need to watch out for that could mean you are yet another surf junkie addicted to the internet...

 

You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

 

You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one.

 

You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com"

 

Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

 

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

 

You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

 

Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

 

You laugh at people with 14,400 baud modems.

 

You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

 

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

 

You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html

 

Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."

 

You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.

 

You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)

 

You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse.

 

Your best friend is someone you've never met.

 

Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so you can chat.

 

You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."

 

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Now you should know if you really are an Internet Addddddddiiiiccccct.

 

One Love,

Mobb_Deep

 

 

[kashulty]

good one

[Naasir]

Wad up Nomads

I know a lot of people who have most of these characters. All they do is come home from work/school and "ooohh my goddd my girls/boys r waiting for me" once they log in they so excited and the next thing they know is 2 or 3 in the morning. But no disrespect the majority of people like that are "those who can't have a social life in real life" so they claim every thing that they are not..