Abdinuur Posted February 19, 2002 Man calls home. Maid answers phone. He says, "Can I speak to my wife?" She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend." He's maid--says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both." Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok." 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?" He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home." She says, "We don't have a pool." He asks, "Is this 555-1234?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted February 21, 2002 L@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@L that's helerious one...oh my gosh.haha.i'm still laughtin'..Abdinuur damn where did ya got that one from? it's funny' shit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
somali solja Posted February 21, 2002 ahahahahah.....ahahaha....help help......ahahahahha.....am out.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted February 21, 2002 Yo even though i read this long time ago I still laughed dawg..... ------------------ "Life is a test.. u either pass or fail" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted March 18, 2002 YO MAN THAT WAS SOME FUNNY JOKE U GOT THERE, SORRY IF I AM RESPONDING A BIT LATE I AM A NEW COMER TO SOMALIONLINE AND TRYING TO CATCH UP AT THE SAME TIME, BUT GOT TO SAY THIS BRO U GOT SOME MAD AND FUNNY AS HELL JOKES KEEP THE LAUGHTER COMING CAUSE IT IS THE BEST MEDICINE OUT THERE 4REAL. PEACE AND TAKE CARE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 15, 2003 Here is another one which i am very fond of to this day....Actually it as might as well be one of the reason i joined this website...BTW underdog i thought it went well with ur call 911 joke...So u might enjoy this one too. Bee bye. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
