mataan Posted February 7, 2002 Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day, he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this," so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk, he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving, had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. By the time he arrived home, he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but as stinky as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner-the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next 10 minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!" To his shock and horror, there were 12 dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Posted February 8, 2002 lolo....that was funny bro... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted February 11, 2002 looool i'm still laugthing about it.lol. thnxs mataan~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar Posted February 13, 2002 Salaan... Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiq!!!! Tan maka caraf badnoo hee? Ar sheeko qosol waaye. Aboosto dheh yaqeey. _______________ Macsalaama!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buubto Posted February 14, 2002 Mataan dat was good one i can't stop laughing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiil-waal Posted February 19, 2002 OH BRO....U JUST KILLED ME HERE AT WORK..EVERY ONE IS SUPRISED TO MY LOUD LOUGH THATS COOL BRO,,BRING SOME MORE... PS: IF THAT EVER HAPPENS TO ME..I WILL MAKE SURE TO PEEK WIIL-WAAL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyFatima Posted February 19, 2002 Laa Ilaaha ila Laah! Man U killed me!lol Subxana'alaah..This is sooooooooooo Funnnnnnnnny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chubacka Posted December 3, 2009 old ones are the best! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADNAAN Posted December 8, 2009 Gracias! for resurrecting this one.. A similar one goes along these lines You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realise... you need to fart… The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring... you down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your iPod. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hodman Posted December 10, 2009 ^^^ OMG that is hilarious Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber_Nomad Posted January 26, 2010 Adnaan & Matan Gaslarious o/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
