wyre Posted November 29, 2012 Once a person was smoking at airport......... A gentleman came & asked him. How much do you smoke a day? Smoker : Why are you asking such a question? Gentleman replied : If you had collected that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours. Smoker asked that gentleman : Do you smoke? Gentleman:-No. Smoker asked:- does that plane belong to you? Gentleman replied:- No. Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted November 29, 2012 Ok here is a question I was asked and this was my reply a friend: What's your favourite movie type? 1. Action 2. Porn 3. Drama 4. Romance 5. Thriller 6. Horror 7. Series Any other type (Specify) Me: Any Other type (specify) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyre Posted November 29, 2012 One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying : "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma." The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray : "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy." Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
