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A Letter From A Redneck MotherTo Her Son

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Dear son

 

i'm writing this slow cause i know u can't read fast. We don't live where we did when u left your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen whitin 20 miles from home

so we moved.

won't be able to send u the address as the last arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house so they wouldn't have to change their address

 

 

this place has a washing machine

the first day i put 4 shirts in it pulled the chain and haven't seen them since

 

 

it only rained twice this week

3days the first time and 4 days the second time

 

the coat you wanted me to send to you,

your aunt said it would be a lil too heavy

to send in the mail with them heavy bottems so we cut them off and put them in the pockets

 

we got a bill from the funeral home and it said if we didn't make the final payment on grandma's funderal bil, up she comes.

 

about your sister,she had a baby this morning i haven't found out whether if it's a boy or a girl so dont know if u are an aunt or an uncle.

 

Your uncle fell in the whiskey vat. some tried to get him out,but he fought them off playfully,so he drowned.We cremated him and he burned for three days.

 

three of ur friends went off bridge in a pickup one was driving and the other two were in the back

the driver got out he rolled down the window and swam to safery.

the other two drowned

they couldn't get the tail gate down.

 

 

not much more news this time

nothing much happened

if you don't get this letter,please let me know and i wil send you another one

 

love ma

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sis nimco.

 

hahahahahahhahaah o my god kalyihii baa i madoobaaday sis waa nooga keentay ilahay ha kaago keneeee, hahahahahaha

 

go sis.

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