Ismahan Posted November 12, 2001 Sohail invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Sohail's flatmate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Sohail and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Sohail volunteered, I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Noreen and I are just flatmates." About a week later, Noreen came to Sohail saying "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were herefor dinner. Love, Sohail Several days later, Sohail received an email from his Mother which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Noreen and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Noreen. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now. Love, Mom --------------------------------------------- Lesson of the day .....Don't Lie to Your Mother especially if she is muslim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isra Posted November 18, 2001 Salam That was really funny ismahan. THE DOORS OF HEAVEN ARE AT YOUR MOTHERS FEET. Peace [This message has been edited by Isra (edited 11-18-2001).] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ismahan Posted November 19, 2001 Thanks Isra...... You are right about what u said about mothers.....so I hope that all of us can take care of our parents they way they took care of us ........ See ya around Isra... Ismahan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unixguru Posted November 21, 2001 Are they Paki or Afghani? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unixguru Posted November 22, 2001 and shouldn't it be 'never lie to your mum'...this is the UK we're talking about right... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mataan Posted January 25, 2002 hiiii my ppl; how many times have u lied to ur mom and got caught...why dont we share that with each other... i will be the first one to tell mine... take care cya Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
