Husband 1.0

[Ismahan]

Dear Tech Support,

 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed

that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting

modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had

operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,

such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0

and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6

simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these

problems, but to no avail.

 

Signed:

Desperate Wife (keep reading)

 

 

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Dear Desperate Wife,

 

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband

1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU

LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically

run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember,

overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5,

Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will

create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or

reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported

applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying

additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend

HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1.

 

[chubacka]

[hodman]

lol @ limited memory.

[Nin-Yaaban]

This is probably one of the oldest SoL posts. Funny joke btw. Aaway Ismahan, horta?

[Showqi]

This is my favorite part

 

Ismahan;109189 wrote:

Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend

HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1.

:D:D