Ismahan Posted November 5, 2001 HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a facelike yours!!! ------------------------------------------ HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! --------------------------------------------- HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share!!! --------------------------------------------- HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! --------------------------------------------- HE: Your face must turn a few heads! SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! --------------------------------------------- HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!!! --------------------------------------------- HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving? --------------------------------------------- HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! --------------------------------------------- HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? --------------------------------------------- HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen it!!! --------------------------------------------- HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together? SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!! --------------------------------------------- Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. ---------------------------------------------Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. --------------------------------------------- Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. --------------------------------------------- Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. --------------------------------------------- Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? --------------------------------------------- Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hanad Posted November 5, 2001 Hi Ismahaan...Very funny...It shows too How selfish women r...Could it be da wrong Mirror they be looking at their self...lol Ismahan.. I'll pay ur rent, if u giv me ur #..!hurry up ok.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ismahan Posted November 5, 2001 Well Hanad, Thanks first for ur reply, and it is healthy to admit women's faults although i am one of them! I wish u guys could one day do that.... About paying my rent thanks dear I would be more happy paying it my self!!!! Salam bro.... See ya around Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Posted November 18, 2001 Girl that was funny........and rude Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ismahan Posted November 18, 2001 Salam A+........ Thanks for your reply.... and about being rude sometimes it is nice to be rude and funny at the same time that makes a special flavour.... bro or sis A+ I hope ur not like the A+ Hardware language .... lol.......I am just kidding Take care and see ya around..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ismahan Posted November 18, 2001 Salam A+........ Thanks for your reply.... and about being rude sometimes it is nice to be rude and funny at the same time that makes a special flavour.... bro or sis A+ I hope ur not hard like the A+ Hardware language .... lol.......I am just kidding Take care and see ya around..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted November 19, 2001 Ismahan thats probably something I would say if I haven't already said those. Thanks for the laugh, I guess I'm not the only one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted November 19, 2001 I'm feelin' your jokes sis keep it up! [This message has been edited by El~nino (edited 11-19-2001).] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted January 19, 2002 ismahaaaaaneeeey waad naga qoslisaye god bless ya sis.... u got so many jokes. thanx sis one luv bro a.fatah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abdinuur Posted January 19, 2002 <font color="blue" face="COMIC SANS MS" size"8" THIS IS SHIT OF THE CHAIN! GIRLZ...PLZ DONT BE LIKE THAT! TAKE IT AS HUMOR AND JOKE! continued... SHE: DO YOU HAVE THE TIME? HE: DO YOU HAVE THE ENERGY? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted January 19, 2002 He:Qofyahey waasoo dheeraatay maanta She: Hada aan sii gaabanaa Macalinka To be continued Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibrahiim_T.O Posted April 18, 2002 women can be rude Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayaan8321 Posted April 18, 2002 Loool...Dat was a good one sis !! U really expressed yourself da way I always wanted... In a funny way to make them leave.. peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted July 16, 2002 hi ismahan great job sis it was funny........ ha kuu macaanato sis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hargeysa Flex Posted September 23, 2002 Ismahaan walaahi thank u for the jokes u made u realy made me laugh hard shit u are good i cant stop laughing. And the ones i lov most was Where have u been all my life? hidding from u. Hahahaha dayum thats some sick shit. Wha would u say if i asked u to marry me? Nothing i cant talk and laugh sametime. hahaahha i cant stop walaalo this is funny shit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
