Hibo Posted October 24, 2001 Yow i'm about to begin this topic Ma' favorites,No ne can beat me in moma jokes FAT Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAMN" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama so fat she was the cause of a major crash. Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo mama so fat, everytime someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall. Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. Yo mama so fat when she sits in the classroom, she sits beside everybody. Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she use a pillow for a tampon. Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world. Yo mama so fat, she put on a red tee shirt and all the little kids said "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid". Yo mama so fat they wrote a book about her, It was called Moby Dick. Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy. Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo mama so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to **** her Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****'s good side! Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. Yo mama so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball! Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck! Yo mama so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phone book! Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! 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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean. Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts! Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo mama so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship Yo mama so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth Yo mama so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons Yo mama so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her Yo mama so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals! Yo mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the **** off! Yo mama so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ! Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development Yo mama so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94" Yo mama so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck. Yo mama so fat people go on expeditions on her tits! Yo mama so fat . . . she's fat! Yo mama so fat he got a ham for a pet. Yo mama so fat, when I walked by her house, I saw her ass in every window! Yo mama so fat God can't lift her spirits! Yo mama so fat she wipes her ass with a mattress. Yo mama so fat she played Free Willy's stunt double. Yo mama so fat when she falls in the Grand Canyon, she gets stuck. Yo mama so fat I saw her on top of the Empire State building snatching at airplanes. Yo mama so fat she got an actual size tattoo of the projects on her butt. Yo mama so fat that when she drives on the interstate, she has to stop at the weigh station. Yo mama so fat when she jumps off the high dive she shows up on radar. Yo mama so fat she uses a freeway for a slip and slide. Yo mama so fat the she smokes a turkey after having sex. Yo mama so fat her butt cheeks look like 2 pigs fighting over Milk Duds. Yo mama so fat her belt size is equator. Yo mama so fat that people wish to buy food 100% "Yo Mama Free" Yo mama so fat they won't allow her on most bridges. Yo mama so fat the police dogs stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack. STUPID Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo mama so stupid you asked what's for dinner, she put her feet on the table and said corn! Yo mama so stupid she went to the drug store and asked for marijuana Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat. Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid she went to Doctor Dre. for a Pap smear!!! Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone and got ran over by a parked car! Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama so stupid that she ran into an automatic sliding door. Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish. Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo mama so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home. Yo mama so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wed too. Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo mama so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book Yo mama so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. Yo mama so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler" Yo mama so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus Yo mama so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg Yo mama so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper Yo mama so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home. Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's Yo mama so stupid that she sold potato chips on the corner and said free lays. Yo mama so stupid she tried to pur water on her heartburn. Yo mama so stupid she went to the bakery for a yeast infection. Yo mama so stupid she thought Forrest Gump was a national park. Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens her dumb ass said, "These walls ain't green!!" Yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a parked car. Yo mama so stupid she thought Manual Labor was the president of Mexico. Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "were's my gumball." Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me! Yo mama so stupid she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet. Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's. Yo mama so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game. Yo mama so stupid she went to a restaurant, looked at the menu and said "Ok" Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the $.99 store Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blow job. Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a car and said, "I love what you do for me, Toyota! Yo mama so stupid she waited four hours for a 24 hour store to open. Yo mama so stupid she walked into an antique store and said what's new! Yo mama so dumb she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants UGLY Yo mama so ugly she went into an hunted house and came out with an application Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly they put her in the monkey cage to make the monkeys stop jacking off. Yo mama so ugly even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her. Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo mama so ugly when a cop asked for her drivers license he arrested her for carrying a concealed weapon. Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly that she scared the shit out of the toilet. Yo mama so ugly she went to get her nose pierced & got stabbed in the ass! Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote! Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her! Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mama so ugly your dad's breath smells like shit because he would rather kiss her ass. Yo mama so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
