Little Qasim learns the word "definitely"

[Hibo]

A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today.

 

She tells them that the word is ‘definitely’ and its meaning is “absolute, positive, without a doubt.”

 

She asks the class if anyone can think of a sentence with the word in it. She calls on little Siyad who is in the back raising his hand, quite sure of himself.

 

little Siyad stands up and says, “The sky is definitely blue.”

 

The teacher replies to him, “Well, that's a good sentence but sometimes the sky is gray, and sometimes its cloudy, and sometimes its red and pink so the sky is not definitely blue. Anyone else?”

 

Cigal's hand flies up and she calls on him.

 

little Cigal answers, “The water is definitely clear.”

 

“Well, Cigal that's a good sentence but sometimes the water is muddy, and sometimes it's green, and sometimes it's full of seaweed so it's not definitely clear. Anyone else?”

 

Finally, in the far corner, little Qasim slowly raises his hand.

 

“Yes, Qasim?” asks the teacher.

 

“Can I ask a question, teacher?” Qasim replies.

 

“Yes.”

 

“Do farts have lumps?”

 

“No. Why do you ask.”

 

“Well, then I've definitely pooped in my pants.”

[Hibo]

lol@ donkeyFace

[Mahiigaan]

 

A teacher comes to the Math class and announces that he will teach them Algebra today. He the writes the formula:

A+B = C.

There was a rumor the teacher doesn't ace maths. One students suspects the teacher is quite wrong suggesting that A+ B should be equal to C. No way, he thinks and then raises his hand. Yes, says the teacher, have you any question?. How A plus B can equal C?.

The teacher couldnt grasp how to prove this. The teacher at last replied and says:

Rag birta calaashadey baa habeen iyo maalin usoo jeedey, dabdeedna go'aan ku gaadhey in A + B le'egtahay C. Lol