The Somali Immigrant trying to cross the Mexican Border

[Hibo]

There was this Somali immigrant in Mexico trying to sneak into America as a refugee, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?'

The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop."

 

The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog as that was the only cheap thing he could buy. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners."

 

Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to an American who was standing by and says "Will you hold my wiener whille I scratch my ass?"

 

 

[Hibo]

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[Jacaylbaro]

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